Marriage as seen thought the eyes of the famous
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Marriage as seen thought the eyes of the famous
* I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste. - David Bissonette
* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
* Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
* I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
* "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
* "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
* "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
* "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
* Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
* When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. - Sacha Guitry
* Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them. - Dumas
* I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. - Anonymous
* "Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays." - Henny Youngman
* "I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years." - Sam Kinison
* "There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage." - James Holt McGavran
* "I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me, and the second one didn't." - Patrick Murray
* Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: 1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it, 2. Whenever you're right, shut up. - Nash
* The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once... - Anonymous
* My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. - Rodney Dangerfield
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